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Chuck Flounder's avatar

The Democrat playbook over the past two years:

1. "Open borders are good, because the poor people!"

2. "We can't possibly control the border, it's too complicated!"

3. "We tried to pass border-control legislation, but Republicans won't cooperate!"

4. "Trump is trying to keep the border open until the election to make us look bad!"

5. "ICE are fascist Gestapo agents of the fraudulently elected Nazi named Orange Hitler!"

Surely this strategy is winning hearts and minds, because they're going all in with both feet. But the Dems shouldn't abandon hope just yet; all is not lost. If you're a Dem in a blue stronghold, and if you have a house pet that might qualify as an adult [3 years of age for dogs or cats], be sure to register your pet for mail-in voting before the midterm primaries!

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Ranee Armstrong's avatar

You’re surely joking about registering your pet for mail voting, right?

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